I GOT ARRESTED!

I’m Tyler Boebert. I’m a proud member of the Boebert Crime Family! Like all illegals, I got caught stealing from hardworking Americans!

Illegals Doing Illegal Things

We’re illegals involved in all kinds of illegal behavior!

Identity Theft

We steal the identities of hardworking Americans.

Auto Burglary

My mom needs money for her failing campaign. I can sell you car stereos and other found items.

Hand Jobs

My mom will give you a handjob for the right price. Tell us which movie theater you prefer.

Indecent Exposure

if your daughter wants to see my dad’s dick, he’ll show it to her. He’ll do it even if she doesn’t.

Vape Sales

We find vapes in people’s cars and resell the at a discount. They come with “extras.”

Harrassment

Harrassment runs in the family.

The Boebert Crime Family

Both my mom and dad have been arrested, and now it’s my turn! We’re a family of illegals.

Lauren Boebert

  • Reckless driving.
  • Disorderly conduct.
  • Failure to appear in court.

Jayson Boebert

  • Public indecency and lewd exposure.
  • Prohibited use of a weapon, harassment, and assault.
  • Disorderly conduct, third-degree trespass and obstruction of a peace officer.

“I even got a pretty mugshot out of it.”

Lauren Boebert

Republican, Representative for Colorado’s Third Congressional District

Meet the Boebert Crime Family

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