I GOT ARRESTED!
I’m Tyler Boebert. I’m a proud member of the Boebert Crime Family! Like all illegals, I got caught stealing from hardworking Americans!
Illegals Doing Illegal Things
We’re illegals involved in all kinds of illegal behavior!
Identity Theft
We steal the identities of hardworking Americans.
Auto Burglary
My mom needs money for her failing campaign. I can sell you car stereos and other found items.
Hand Jobs
My mom will give you a handjob for the right price. Tell us which movie theater you prefer.
Indecent Exposure
if your daughter wants to see my dad’s dick, he’ll show it to her. He’ll do it even if she doesn’t.
Vape Sales
We find vapes in people’s cars and resell the at a discount. They come with “extras.”
Harrassment
Harrassment runs in the family.
The Boebert Crime Family
Both my mom and dad have been arrested, and now it’s my turn! We’re a family of illegals.
Lauren Boebert
- Reckless driving.
- Disorderly conduct.
- Failure to appear in court.
Jayson Boebert
- Public indecency and lewd exposure.
- Prohibited use of a weapon, harassment, and assault.
- Disorderly conduct, third-degree trespass and obstruction of a peace officer.
“I even got a pretty mugshot out of it.”
Lauren Boebert
Republican, Representative for Colorado’s Third Congressional District
Meet the Boebert Crime Family
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